Tuesday, December 24, 2013

new McLaren 2014 rumours

McLaren could launch its 2014 car with an orange livery, according to an Italian media report.
The British team will probably reveal the new car, the MP4-29 on 24 January.
The news is not official yet, but McLaren has reportedly informed its rival teams of its plans, in order to avoid a potential clash of dates in the days leading into official testing.
And with the title sponsor Vodafone now departing, and McLaren not yet announcing a replacement, the report said they're considering launching their last Mercedes powered car in McLaren's traditional orange.
More info soon

rumours: the new 2014 Mclaren Mp4-29 will be still SILVER and without title sponsors able to replace Vodafone, on the side pods there will be the names of the drivers, as sometimes in the past

Thursday, December 19, 2013

communist Red Bull


I had always suspected Red Bull was communist. Also reason why they chose the colour red and a name with a double L. Here's the truth. Red Bull was inspired by the tonic drink Lipovitan of Russia. I perfectly remember experts of illuminati things said (before Red Bull dominance) that the illuminati were starting a new world order in 2010, and controlling the entertainment world, music, sports, everything. In fact, since 2010 Red Bull is winning every title (Vettel is part of a system where everybody could win in his place...). Nowadays, if you want to win, you have to sell your soul to the communist illuminati (of course they're against the Catholic Church, etc.). Also, in 2010 Blatter (one is clearly dirty in everything he does), from Switzerland (where the illuminati banks are based - UBS main F1 sponsor and their illuminati logo) gave the World Cup 2018 to Russia... (2+1+8=11, illuminati number). Saying these things, I'm making them more interesting than they are...
This is serious, there's always a different truth behind everything, and coming out later... and it's about money.
One thing I always noticed in the fans of illuminati things, is that they're like "hypnotized", without really knowing why they support something.

Not to mention the yeLLow illuminated nose of the Red Bull car... and a double illuminated buLL... why? it's always a precise choice... in human history, symbols never disappear, they CHANGE... think about it...

to be added: also, I remember Red Bull was giving a gift to the girls at every Grand Prix, and it was a necklace with an EYE... (typical illuminati symbol) ...with all the things in the world, an eye... also, what's an eye got to do with Formula 1...

Sunday, December 15, 2013

GP Lounge Bacanal London British GP afterparty


LONDON - To be on 6 July in 2014, @ Grosvenor Place

Saturday, December 14, 2013

all the new F1 rules

We noticed the Formula 1 fans are confused, about the new regulations, so to make them clear and suggest to Ecclestone the really necessary rules, here they are.
After a 4 year-secret illuminati agreement with Red Bulluminati about money we humans will never know (see previous post about Brawn), at the end of the 2013 season, the FIA finally realised that the racing had produced exactly the same result as the championship in 2010, and 2011, and 2012, and 2013 after changing the tyres so Vettel won all the races.
Meanwhile, the fans of this sport are only a few, and sleeping since 2010.


CAMPER

as for Italians it's unconceivable to be beaten by a German (in fact, these years were more thanks to Red Bull than Vettel), 'cause we either beat them every time at football, or we're allies, lol (not meaning Hitler-Mussolini, but Schumacher-Ferrari :), following the fire truck in Korea, a camper will intervene every time baby Vettel is leading, to make him cry feeling nostalgia of his childhood in campings during his holidays in Italy, having pasta spaghetti pizza and for the first and last time even showers, and let Ferrari win.

SAFETY CAR

just when it gets interesting with cars crashing into each other (or when it rains hard), out comes the boring Safety Car. But now it will be driven by sexy nurses, carrying a fresh supply of condoms, Mosley BDSM equipment for an orgy, and a change of underwear, with nurses personally changing it

PIT STOPS

all the drivers are required to make 3 compulsory pit stops: one to change the tyres, one to refuel, and one so that the driver can take a piss.
In that case it's called pisstop.

DONUTS

to avoid Vettel's unpunished doughnuts, the winner will have to do a victory dance, with a jury judging him. In case the winner is not able to dance to the Beatles "you may be a lover but you aint' no dancer" Helter Skelter, he will lose the victory

GRID GIRLS

points are awarded at the end of each race based on who scored with the most gridgirls. The overall winner is the person who has picked up the most during the season

NEW KERS

the Kers (kangaroo-energy-recovery/release-system) will now use kangaroos in order to release energy to have more cars overtaking and now even jumping over. Unfortunately the enviromentalists of Greenpeace (appearing in Belgium @ Spa) disagreed, and to avoid their protests, the teams can only use one kangaroo per GP, apart from the Australian GP, with infinite kangaroos and many cars overtaking, in order to give fans the illusion it will be an exciting season.
Instead of kangaroos, there will be tests in Russia with vodka(-ngaroo). Raikkonen feels over the moon. Not sure about the results... maybe too exciting.


CIRCUITS

the Nurburrburburgubguburging is cancelled because the name is too difficult.
The circuits with the shape of a penis will be forbidden, and this will be a new one, without straights, to have more cars overtaking

TORO ROSSO

the team Toro Rosso, translation of the soulless Red Bull(shit), is only useful to sell Red Bull drinks in Italy, so they'll have to change their name with "Toro Rosso Merda" (shit), to remind how disgusting is their drink

12 TEAMS

@ FIA they want a 12th team from 2015, and we can exclusively anticipate the name : as there's always a joke team at the back of the grid, the HRT (Horrendous Racing Team) will be back, also known as Hysteria, but they have now been cured

BACKSEAT

about the news of Vettel becoming a father soon, cars will have backseats, and his son will constantly ask if they are there yet and will spray Red Bull drink in Vettel's eyes

POLAND

about the pole position new trophy, in order to decide who starts from the first place, and to compensate the absence of Kubica, the entire nation of Poland will be asked who should start there, hence the name "pole"

DESTRUCTORS

not only the Costructors Championship, now also the Destructors one, to have more exciting crashes, that was the real spice of this sport

SABOTAGE

to add some thrill and nostalgia for the old times, sabotaging the rivals will be allowed. The box must be kept open during the night, with mechanics making jokes on the cars. The following day, the teams are allowed to check their cars, apart from the brakes

HELMET DESIGN

as a punishment for Vettel changing the design of his helmet in almost every GP (that was the most entertaining thing in F1), he will have to race without helmet, with a flock of birds (Noel Gallagher bringing bad luck as always) following his Red Bull Renault Clio and shitting on his head, changing its colour. Very entertaining.
Vettel already tested this rule in 2013 when he showed his new fake blonde hairstyle.

TYRES

to avoid interrupted races because of rain (really absurd), in case of bad weather, Pirelli is now making triangular tyres, that sure will keep the cars stable on track

CHEATING

another new trophy will be given in Australia, to see who has been cheating over the winter break. There is always at least one team. Current record holders are Red Bull.

METALS

a typographical error on a press release initially described the championship as operating also under a "medals" system, with drivers being awarded a gold, silver or bronze medal for their efforts. In reality, this should have read "metals", as winning drivers will be awarded heavy metals at the end of each event which they will then be required to wear for the duration of the next event in an effort to slow them down

POINTS

the winner will get 20 points, the second 25... this to avoid Vettel winning every race, to see if he's really driving or it's Red Bull that could win even without a driver.
1 extra point for the drivers who can touch the chequered flag with their hand

CHEQUERED FLAG

traditionally, the chequered flag was waved to the first driver to cross the line. Now it's associated with the person who has the biggest cheque book (hence the name), and so can corrupt the officials more than anyone else

HAMILTON

to avoid Hamilton pitting at McLaren again, a blue bird on a statue of Rockefeller will be placed @ Mercedes box, to remind him the reason why he changed team (money, and Twittergate, revealing telemetry and attacking his own friend, then realising to be wrong)

COST CAP

the new rule will be applied not on the teams but on the cost of the prostitutes for the whole FIA members

HITCH-HIKING

instead of Webber, at the end of the races, gridgirls and escorts/prostitutes will be hitch-hiking along the track, and drivers not resisting the temptation and picking them up, will get a penalty.
Briatore already asked to be a new driver

FAN TEST

following the Red Bull domination, new fans usually drinking Red Bull in discos, became fond of this sport, calling themselves experts despite discovering its existence 14 minutes before.
The people who can prove to have a relative from Heppenheim (Vettel's hometown) will be the only Vettel fans allowed to watch the GPs.

FAN SEX

if all these changes won't be enough and F1 is still boring, the fans will have sexual intercourse, and the activities will be suggested by the automatic advertisements appearing beside the internet streaming

VETTEL LOOKING AT CARS

at the end of the races, to prevent Vettel always looking at the other cars (as if there was something irregular / or to copy), they should put Ibrahimovic there, telling him "cazzo guardi?", lol (=wtf are you looking at)



more stuff to add and update soon

Thursday, December 12, 2013

illuminati in Formula 1

MILAN - Let's see which numbers our McLaren boys will choose...
....maybe Jenson Button 22, as when he was world champion.
With a big change of many rules in 2014, there could be some surprise (finally).
Probably nobody in F1 would choose to be the "number 2"...

Some strange things of that 2009 season:
- Brawn, from HONDA but new team in F1, wins both the world championships, and disappears. Only one year in F1. Extremely strange... They say if you "sell your soul" to the illuminati, you can have an instant success, also from nothing, without great efforts.
- main sponsor was Virgin of Richard Branson, who is considered an illuminati (the cars also had an "illuminated" yellow highlighter colour, that sounded strange to everybody) ...even Jenson's helmet was illuminated
- the illuminati are often linked to the number 11, and choose precise days and years, and Jenson had a double 11 as number, and won in 2009 (2+0+0+9=11)
- the Anglo-Russian Virgin Racing started in 2010, year of the start of a new "world order", according to experts about illuminati things
- Jenson promoted England for the football World Cup 2018 (2+0+1+8=11), but Russia won...
- since 2010, Red Bull is winning all the titles, for years...
...etc.
I bet you heard about these things only here... there's always another truth behind everything...
meditate, gente... (think about it, people)

Also, both Hamilton and Jenson won 1 world championship, and both of them were racing with the number 22...... quite weird... the double 11 of illuminati... and of course both of them won it wearing a yellow helmet...
seems to be a lucky number... one of them could choose it to be their number forever from 2014.

RED BULL

Since 2010 (year of the start of a new "world order", according to experts about illuminati things), Red Bull is winning all the titles, for years...
Their symbol is a double iLLuminated buLL... and the car has a yeLLow illuminated nose... why? it's always a precise choice... in human history, symbols never disappear, they CHANGE... think about it...
Also, I remember Red Bull was giving a gift to the girls at every Grand Prix, and it was a necklace with an EYE... (typical illuminati symbol) ...with all the things in the world, an eye... also, what's an eye got to do with Formula 1...
One thing I always noticed in the fans of illuminati things, is that they're like "hypnotized", without really knowing why they support something...



also see another video soon

Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Hugo LOSS & Hilton DIShonors

rumours about new Sony McLaren 2014 to leave Hugo Boss and Hilton Honors? two of many sponsors anyway, not a great loss and dishonor... at least the drivers won't lose time promoting around (Hamilton was always moaning about it... yeah who would want to get millions to travel the world...)

Still about the new rules : Red Bull fans (Alonso haters) said they're doing everything to help Alonso... yeah, like this year when they changed the tyres and then Vettel won all the races...
Alonso is still the fastest driver, despite jealous haters.

Monday, December 09, 2013

new Formula 1 rules: double points @ final race

Some of the new rules (not technical on the cars)

1) Double drivers’ and constructors’ points will be awarded at the final race of the Formula One season (Abu Dhabi in 2014) in order to maximise focus on the Championship until the end of the campaign.

the perplexity of purists is that a win at soulless Abu Dhabi will be worth double one at a classic track such as Monza, Spa, Suzuka, Monaco or Silverstone

2) The principle of a global cost cap has been adopted. The limit will be applied from January 2015.

A resource-restriction agreement was introduced in 2011 but it has been fraught with difficulties and attempts to introduce a cap on total spending by each team have so far been rejected, primarily by Red Bull...

3) Drivers will be asked to choose their race number, between 2 and 99, for the duration of their career in the FIA Formula One World Championship. Number 1 will be reserved for the current World Champion, should he choose to use it
(he will...)

If more than one driver choses the same number, priority will be given to the driver who finished highest in the previous year’s championship.

4) The principle of a five-second penalty for minor infringements was agreed. In what form such a penalty will be applied will be discussed with Formula One’s teams in order that a new regulation be introduced for 2014 season.

5) A trophy will be awarded to the driver who sets the most pole positions during the championship season.

Red Bull fans (Alonso haters) said they're doing everything to help Alonso... yeah, like this year when they changed the tyres and then Vettel won all the races...
Alonso is still the fastest driver, despite jealous haters.


+ Pirelli tyre test – Bahrain, 17-19 December 2013

The F1 Commission agreed to a change to the 2013 Sporting Regulations, on safety grounds, allowing the Formula One tyre supplier to carry out a three-day test. All Formula One teams have been invited to take part in the test and only 4 have [maybe] accepted: Red Bull Racing, Mercedes, Ferrari, and Toro Rosso.

McLaren and Force India will NOT be taking part despite both being named as participating in FIA's announcement...
a spokesman for Force India made clear that the late timing of the test's confirmation meant they didn't have sufficient notice to freight cars and equipment to Bahrain in order to begin testing in seven days' time...


Red Bull confirmed to have a fake champion, once again.
Also, when he moans about double points at the final race from 2014, it's nonsense. He would have had even more points. He's one of those faking to be honest...

La FIA ha confermato che la nuova regola della numerazione fissa è stata fatta apposta per Mazzoni.
Mescolando numeri con aneddoti legati a quelli, andrà in brodo di giuggiole

Thursday, December 05, 2013

2013 best & worst


MILAN - another video, now not only Formula 1. I think there won't be anything else to add.

flop of the year: McLaren (the car, not the bikes, winning the difficult Giro d'Italia-Tour of Italy with Nibali & stages with Mark Cavendish. Wiggins struggling :(

night of the year: McLaren @ Just Cavalli

bastard acts of the year: Platini & Blatter (winning this every year), doing everything for France (irregular goals and changing rules). Also, totally irregular win of Brazil in the other Brazil-Italy, at the Confederations Cup. And the usual Barcelona helped by referees.
+Vettel

loss of the year: Maria de Villota, Stefano Borgonovo, Nelson Mandela (and Beckham)

2014 is ready... (World Cup, gigs, Senna, Sony McLaren and maybe Led Zeppelin reforming)


Wednesday, December 04, 2013

Formula 1 2014 official calendar

19 races (not 22), no Korean, New Jersey and Mexican Grand Prix, maybe postponed to 2015. Abu Dhabi final race. New: Austrian and Russian GP.

new McLaren 2014 presentation
Jerez winter tests (28-31 January)
Bahrain tests (19-22 February, 27 February-2 March)

Australia Australia Melbourne (16 March) 
Malaysia Malaysia Sepang (30 March) 
Bahrain Bahrain Sakhir (6 April) 
Spain Spain Barcelona (11 May) 
Germany Germany HOCKENHEIM (no Nürburgring) (20 July) 
Italy Italy Monza (7 September) 
Singapore Singapore Singapore (21 September)
Japan Japan Suzuka (5 October)
RUSSIA Russia Sochi (12 October)

Sunday, December 01, 2013

Sony McLaren 2014


WOKING - new rumours are suggesting Sony and Playstation will be the new title sponsor of McLaren and the car would get back to grey, instead of Vodafone's red. 
Sony is Japanese, so it's anticipating 2015 with Honda engines, instead of Mercedes. 
new McLaren presentation event clicking here
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